GOBBLER GROANERS


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  • What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
    The tur-KEY.

  • Why do turkeys go "gobble, gobble"?
    Because they haven't learned good table manners.

  • What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?
    Nothing, they're already stuffed.

  • Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
    Because he was a gobbler.

  • How do you make a turkey float?
    Get two scoops of ice cream,
    add some rootbeer and a turkey.

  • What do you get when you cross a turkey
    with an octopus?
    Lots of drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner

  • Why did the turkey join a band?
    He had the drumsticks.

  • What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
    They like to go on a peck-nic.

  • Why was the turkey sent to the principal's office ?
    He used "fowl" language !

  • What did the little turkey say to the big turkey ?
    "Peck" on someone your own size !

  • What do you call a crazy turkey ?
    A "cuckoo" bird !

  • What do turkeys use to clean themselves ?
    They use "feather dusters" !

  • Why did the turkey cross the road ?
    It was the chicken's day off !



    • SONG : TURKEY IN THE STRAW

    tstraw


    press "play" on console above to start music
    sequencer : Bill Abbott
    lyrics to the song

    **can't hear music - PLAY





    BACK TO TURKEYS and THANKSGIVING



    credits and information
    "Turkey in the Straw" composer-John Renfro Davis
    midi sequenced by Bill Abbott
    *visit Bill's site to hear more of his midi sequences
    * graphics from Animation Gallery at Jo's World

    web page: by J.Giannetta
    jgiannet@hotmail.com
    1998
    updated 2011


    Disclaimer: The graphics, songs, lyrics, and midis are copyrighted by the respective musicians, authors, and owners.
    I make no claim to copyright or ownership. If you are aware of a copyright infringement, email me.